When you start at a new university, you expect to meet tons of people with different personalities and characteristics. For Edward and Nathan, that isn't the case here with basically every guy living in their dorm hall, their classes, and elsewhere around campus being a carbon copy of a jock. For the nerdy pair, this may have been a living nightmare but, they not your every day, feeble nerds. They have a gift, a gassy and smelly gift that gives them a fighting chance against any guy that tries to harm them. But things are complicated when they encounter Zavier and learn about his own gift; only then do they realize that things aren't as simple as they had hoped. How will the nerds survive this onslaught of jocks? How exactly do they plan to defeat Zavier and the jocks in this warfare? Will they be able to conquer the jocks or will they suffer humiliating defeat from wedgies and swirlies? Find out when you read Jocks vs. Nerds! This story contains gay male content and eproctophilia (fart fetishism). It is intended for a mature audience of 18+ years old.