What have I gotten myself into, this time? Benjamin Fong was only looking for a good time with a hunky and fellow eproctophile Lance. Though, after an incident with both his sister and an unexpected Lance, Ben soon finds himself in a confined room learning about the P.F.F.T.S. The last thing Ben expected was for Lance to be a part of a secret society of eproctophiles, who serve to help and protect others, just like Ben. But what kind of help does Ben need exactly? More friends? Finding a boyfriend? This story contains gay male content and eproctophilia (fart fetishism). It is intended for a mature audience.