The Fantasy Adventure That Comes Too Quickly! Meet Yuuto, a socially awkward IT guy who couldn't even talk to his office crush without sweating through his shirt. After being unceremoniously flattened by a truck (classic isekai move!), he awakens before Sasha, a drop-dead gorgeous goddess with zero patience and a questionable sense of humor. "Congratulations!" she announces. "You've been blessed with the Divine Gift of Swift Release!" Poor Yuuto thinks he's scored super-speed or instant magic casting. NOPE! In the most cosmic practical joke ever played, our hero has been reincarnated with the supernatural ability to... ahem... arrive early to the party. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. But wait! There's a twist! In the magical realm of Lustania, a divine curse has left every man unable to rise to ANY occasion. That's right—the entire male population is suffering from magical ED! And suddenly, our one-pump wonder is the only man who can actually get it up—even if he can't keep it up for more than 5 seconds! Watch in tear-streaming hilarity as Yuuto: Mistakes his "blessing" for a heroic combat ability Proudly announces he'll "release in front of everyone!" Creates the world's most unfortunate wet spot after a single touch from a barmaid Flees through town with squelching underwear while being accused of "water theft" Will Yuuto ever master his hair-trigger heroics? Can he save a kingdom of sexually frustrated women with his "lightning-quick sword"? Or will he just continue making a sticky situation even stickier? I Was Summoned to Another World and the Only Power I Got Was Premature Ejaculation? – The only fantasy novel that finishes faster than you can read this synopsis! Perfect for fans of isekai parodies who aren't afraid to laugh at the little death before the big one. Warning: Contains excessive moisture, inappropriate uses of the word "release," and enough double entendres to fill a dragon's hoard. May cause spontaneous laughter and uncomfortable explanations when reading in public.