Welcome to nursing school—where caffeine is your lifeline, sleep is a distant memory, and your ability to suppress panic is just as important as your GPA. If you're about to start nursing school (or you're knee-deep in it and wondering what fresh hell you've signed up for), this book is your new best friend. Vitals Are Stable, But I'm Not is the brutally honest, laugh-out-loud survival guide that tells you what nursing professors won't—like how to make it through clinicals without looking like a lost puppy, why NCLEX questions are written by evil masterminds, and how to keep your cool when your patient (or instructor) starts spiraling. Inside this book, you'll find: How to pass exams without selling your soul to caffeine gods The truth about clinicals (spoiler: it's not Grey's Anatomy) Mastering test questions designed to make you doubt your existence Coping mechanisms for when your brain says "I quit" halfway through a shift What actually matters—and what you can 100% stop stressing over This book is not just another dry study guide filled with bullet points and "be sure to get enough rest" advice (ha, sure). It's a real talk, no-BS roadmap from someone who's been there, survived, and lived to tell the tales—complete with sarcasm, practical strategies, and the occasional existential crisis. If you're looking for a straight-talking, slightly unhinged, and ridiculously helpful guide to surviving nursing school without completely losing your mind, you just found it. Because nursing school is hard, but laughing through the chaos makes it a little easier. Perfect for: Nursing students who need help, humor, and possibly an IV drip of coffee Nursing school survivors who still have PTSD from pharmacology exams Friends and family who want to understand why their loved one is constantly exhausted and muttering about care plans Grab your copy now—before your next test makes you reconsider your life choices!