Love is for losers. Meet Jax, she's the MVP of that club. "Laugh out loud funny and surprisingly emotional." "A wild addictive ride." "Unputdownable!" For most girls, the happiest day of their life is their wedding day. Mine? The day I walked out of prison. Free at last, ready to make up for lost time… but totally unprepared for the shitstorm waiting for me back home. It's been a long-held matter of debate whether my ticket on the crazy train would ever expire. I'm here to tell you now: NOPE. But it's cool—I'M DRIVING THAT BITCH NOW! Look out, world: Jax Walker has had enough! Welcome to the shitshow that is my life… The antics featured in this book, as told by Jax herself, come with a strong "Do Not Attempt Without Adequate Bail Money" warning. Eating or drinking while reading this crazy biker tale is not advised, as it poses a choking hazard. Uncontrollable laughter may result from reading Jax's words; beverages spraying from nasal passages have been reported in some cases. If you receive strange looks while reading, just ask yourself: WWJD—What would Jax do?