Are your trinkets talking... about you? Probably. If you’ve ever suspected that your knick-knacks are gossiping, sharing secrets, or quietly judging your life choices, well, they definitely are. Prepare to laugh as you dive into Tchotchkes and their F*cked-Up Thoughts—a darkly hilarious look at what your beloved collectibles really think. "Cheeky, delightful . . . an uproarious gift book that’s sure to leave all kinds of collectors amused and chagrined." —Foreword Reviews Whether you’re a serious collector of porcelain cats or your coworker’s desk is bursting with curios, this gift book will give you a fresh perspective on your trinkets. Featuring over 50 tchotchkes brought to life with colorful illustrations, biting quips, and snarky grudges, it’s a reminder that just because something looks nice doesn’t mean it is. Inside you'll find: • Bric-a-Brac—A little something for anyone who enjoys a mix of dark humor, sarcasm, and absurdity. • Thingamajigs—Vibrant illustrations that uncover each trinket’s deepest, sharpest thoughts. • Baubles—From kitschy rubber chickens to vintage lava lamps, you’ll hear the quirky confessions of classic knick-knacks from across the globe. Tchotchkes and Their F*cked Up Thoughts, will have you seeing (and hearing) your trinkets in a totally new light.