The light at the end of the tunnel should come as little surprise after one's own death. But what comes after that? An agnostic with a sense of irreverence and humor finds himself in the afterlife after his passing – face to face with the "Creator", who by no means wants to be called "God". The latter agrees – perhaps out of boredom? – to give a tour of the various afterlife options before the decision on the soul's ultimate fate is made.