Edith works for Number Crunchers Incorporated. Her job? Determine the monetary worth of each human being. But her corporation faces a nemesis—the EISHies. The ridiculously sentimental organization sabotages Crunchers, Inc. and other places just like it. Edith must discover how the EISHies infiltrated her business—and then figure out what to do about it, without succumbing to the EISHies' subversive message: Everyone Is Someone's Hero. "The tale of an executive on the edge in a 1984-style setting." —Tangent Online "Rusch has created a nicely updated twist on the old SFnal we-are-all-a-number trope." —The Internet Review of Science Fiction